THE MATH YOU NEVER ASKED FOR

Let's do the dirty math.

Set the scene. Find your number. Send it to your partner.

01 / THE INGREDIENTS

Set the scene.

Male profileTHE OUTPUT

Name or nickname required

Who is sending the invitation? This name appears on the shared result.

Age

years

Height

Ethnicity optional

Age + height set the math. Confidence does the rest.

Load volume

Each tap adds one load of this size to your reveal.

3.00mL

Female profileTHE TARGET

Name or nickname required

Who is receiving it? The invitation will address this person.

Age

years

Height

Ethnicity optional

Age, height and ethnicity set this game target. A higher target needs more loads at the same load volume.

Volume to fill the burrow

Reach this total to fill it. Go above it to spill.

30.00mL

02 / THE FORECAST

BACK-OF-NAPKIN MATH

You + your partner

10to fill

11to spill

Ambitious. Respectfully.

Male profile

30 years · 178 cm

Female profile

28 years · 165 cm

3.00 mL per load30 mL target

One load gets you 10% of the way there.

Find your own number

The rules of the joke

Age, height and ethnicity shape these custom game estimates. Male output peaks at 30; younger female ages mean a smaller target.

To fill: reach the target. To spill: go past it. Equal portions, zero losses. Load trend